Saturday, March 8, 2014

THE SORRY STORY OF A RELUCTANT SCION


Whenever I look up social or anti-social media for some humor, I invariably run into some mockery of our favorite youth icon – Rahul Gandhi. I don’t know it its only me or its only me! In times of a Modi ripple (sorry, tsunami) I honestly see no daftness in believing that maligning Rahul Gandhi is the most glamorous activity to engage in. In addition to the social quotient attached to such wit and comic content, there is a much bigger joy emanating from cracking a “Rahul Gandhi” joke – feeling a sense of inclusion among the mob. Being as dispassionate as I can possibly be about the man, it is evident that most people who enjoy Rahul Gandhi bashing are those who are being indoctrinated about a Modi wave and feel stupid to miss out on it. The ticket to this bandwagon is twisting everything said, unsaid, thought, or even remotely associated with Rahul Gandhi and convert it into a cliché. Be true to yourselves and judge is you believe in half of those jokes you try to laugh at. Agreed there have been bloopers; so what? Even Barack Obama messed up his swearing in ceremony!

The point I am making is that there is no method to the madness. In a free-for-all, every passer-by wants his piece of cake. And why not! Like most people mock Honey Singh to sound cool and appear acceptable but believe in “blue hai paani paani” – the uninformed detractors of Rahul Gandhi engage in a variant of character assassination, whose substance is negligible, laughable and pathetic.

For someone who was born into a dynasty, without this consent, the price he is being made to pay is anything but fairly commensurate. Yes, there is merit in the argument that, he, perhaps, may not have risen to such an elevated stature in public life had he not been born into the ruling dynasty. Now that he, fortunately or unfortunately, willingly or unwillingly, wittingly or unwittingly, did are we going to hang him for that? Let us be honest – Rahul Gandhi has his heart in the right place. Yes, he does. I believe so. And before you accuse of being a Congress sycophant, may I please (no Modi fan ever uses such polite language – like leader, like disciples) state that I write this of my own personal volition, conviction, interpretation and perspective. 

If I were to draw your attention to the Arnab Goswami interview, I am certain that I would face a deluge of views that belittle and slander the interviewee. And it is fair, honestly. Why? Because we are so used to taking things at face value that we do not trouble ourselves to read between the lines. In the times of twitter and the ridiculous “tiny tales”, we are struggling to read the lines; let alone reading in between the lines. Yes, the interview has frequently punctuated by numerous repetitions of non-glamorous issues which weren’t palatable to our taste, which is so accustomed to sensation. What is s wrong if Rahul Gandhi tried to divert the interview back to the core issues of women empowerment, RTI, youth and others? Are these not relevant? Or are we limiting relevance to this apology for the 1984 riots? Where the perpetrator of the 2002 pogrom likens deaths of minorities to puppies being killed by speeding cards, why would Rahul Gandhi apologise or even comment on an incident that happened more than three decades ago, when he was in his teens? Is that sensible, let alone being fair? I fear, it isn’t. If he is under fire for his academic degrees, none of us know for how many minutes has Modi sold tea or whether he can even brew one cup himself for personal consumption? But, casting such aspersions are blasphemous in the times we live in. 

Here is a man who has ideas, who talks issues and doesn’t flaunt the size of his chest, hairy or waxed! Perhaps, in the context of the immediacy of the 2014 polls, these may seem to be irrelevant. I concede, the emphasis on these issues is rather mistimed for our people love rhetoric and self-gloating, slander and mud-slinging. When was the last time did you hear Rahul Gandhi attack anybody personally or use derogatory language? He does not indulge in boyish wordplay like “Harvard and hard work” despite being 20 years younger than a mature seasoned politician. We ought to give credit where due and it is rightfully due here. To be a polite talker in a crescendo of mindless shouting needs a certain character that most of us seem to miss. It is not that he is incapable of cranking up the noise or raise his pitch. We all saw it at the Talkatora stadium. Instead of talking about BJP’s desperate prime ministerial candidate, he prefers to talk about differences in ideology and mindsets. Maybe he understands ideologies better than someone who rewrites history for self-amusement. Maybe for Rahul Gandhi, Narendra Modi is a non-entity who doesn’t exist. He is entitled to his view, isn’t he? There is no compulsion for the man to feel as passionately about tea sellers are you coffee-drinkers turned tea connoisseurs feel, is there?

None of us seem to appreciate his attempt to foster inner party democracy and conduct primaries. Agreed the scale is small to cater to the sensibilities of those afflicted by big-bang theatricals, but no idea is ever (never ever ever ever ….) implemented before testing it in controlled simulated environment? We don’t want to criticize Murli Manohar Joshi being kicked out of his constituency and L K Advani being denied a ticket, but we want to tear into Rahul Gandhi’s attempt to open up his party. It is not easy to introduce democracy in a party that has fired its CMs at airports and locked up its Presidents in bathrooms. Nonetheless, Rahul Gandhi has faced more than necessary flak for not swiftly implementing these ideas. However, we need to understand and appreciate the resistance from the old guard, who are being shaken out of their comfort zones. No change is smooth and seamless.

If he is showing no signs of drooling at the PM’s seat, why are we contrasting it with Modi’s open ambition to latch on to power? I am not saying Modi’s positioning is wrong or sinister or depraved in anyway. It is legitimate. So is Rahul Gandhi’s position on not being in a hurry to take up such a huge responsibility.


He may, presently, not be the best person to lead India. And I am not implying that he has impeccable credentials like other bootleggers in his party do. But I am certainly saying that we cannot jump the gun and write him off. More than his suitability for the post of Prime Minster of this country, it is a sense of mindless libel that is in bad-taste. In defense of his detractors, he has no track record of his own and he has himself to blame for that. Had he developed some tangible record, he could’ve blunted the personal criticism and perhaps his sycophants would speak up the numbers. Now that he hasn’t done that, he will have deal with pungent and bitter tirades of those who will switch sides in 5 years. I distinctly remember a lot of girls, who once gloated over Rahul Gandhi’s earnestness and today gush about Modi’s chest. 5 more years in the gym and we will get there!

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