HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN AN ARGUMENT AGAINST A WOMAN

All the armies that ever marched, all the navies that ever sailed, all the parliaments that ever sat, all the kings that ever ruled, all the teachers that ever taught, all the singers that ever sang, al the dancers that ever dansed, put together have not achieved what this one solitary soul called DYLAN JUDE FERNANDES has achieved.......all ye earthly mortals, what i have achieved is beyond the caliber of a normal human being........ Being as modest as I can be about my unprecedented achievement, i would very humbly say that I managed to win an argument against a woman........ not many people, in the recorded history of mankind might have even come closer to achieving something as defining as this...... this shall certainly open new avenues and new horizons for arguments........ this achivement is culmination of earnest and dedicated efforts of a very very large number of people and they all deserve due credit, for without them, achieving this would have been for from reality...... First and foremost i would like to thank Prerna (Peru if i could assume d liberty to call her that) for handing me my first ever victory which would be treasured for time immortal..... if it wasnt for her refusal to sit with the freakiest creature on the flowerin bosom of mother earth (which meant i won d argument), i would not have been before you wonderful people...... then i would like to take this opportunity to thank all my female friends who kept winning arguments and thereby only strengthening my resovle to perform better each time i got into such an awkard position...... then i would like to thank my dad who always stood there defeated, yet optimistic........ PAPA KEHTE HAIN BETA BADA NAAM KAREGA (and i did not let my dad down... so i am not on obdurate son as people assume i am)....... and above all, i would like to thank my mom who kept defeatin my dad in evry argument and kept inspiring me!!!