ILLUSIONARY JOY IS BETTA DAN REAL PAIN.....

I never thought in my wildest dreams that this guy whom I met 2 years ago & seemed to be the most annoying creature on Earth, would become one of my closest friends….. yeah rite, if I was such a horrible creature, how did such a radical metamorphosis ever take place???..... maybe it’s a euphemistic manner of saying you still are such a pain in the wrong place, but since we know each other now, I have 2 tolerate you.

I wish that you do well in all fields that you're gonna be involved in….. if I even get through CA I will b more than happy….. else d fields r always waiting for me

Umn… ok so i've known this kid since grade 5, not cool experience... we fought a lot, argued, made each other's lives miserable, but have ended up as great friends……. Another classic example of saying you are a freaking dog, but I am a bigger 1, so v r both compatible

I met DYLAN for the very 1st time in our 1st PF meet...And wen he told me his name...he spelt it and asked me not to mess it up….. its so obvious people…. If ppl start 2 call me by names dat are sooooo appalling, den isn’t it betta 4 me 2 take precautions b4 its screwed 2 d hilt

He is really very intelligent...but doesnt want to show it….. y wudnt any1 show his/her intelligence to the world?!?!??!

He cracks the ultimate PJ's, but dey r worth a giggle at least..... I have no option but 2 show I am laafin so u least feel ur ball-talk nears d definition of a joke

He is always talkin n talking...doesnt get tired only……. Say SHUT UP…… it anyway means d same thing

I got to know him last yr nd im so glad I did…… like if she didn’t knw me, she would die of sadness?!!?...... I really do spread soooo much joy in ppl’s life…. JOKER…. CLOWN

He’s forever tryin to motivate me to study.. an attempt dat generally goes in vain.. but nevertheless greatly appreciated……just say don’t interfere in my life and mind your own

One of d most genuine ppl iv met…… its d certification that I am indeed who I am…… chuk all d BMC birth-certificates and all… she said I am genuine, means I am

Dylan is opaque to sum and glass to sum others...i m lucky tht i belong to the second category…… explain such a profound philosophical thought which is rich wid wisdom

She's a gal whose upto some mischief n fools everybody with dat innocent face of hers…… Y u jealous if your face reveals wat a big rogue u r

Okay, i gotta be honest......she is among the nicest friends i have ever had….. u deserve a Nobel Prize for being honest…. I swear u do

Describing this girl is nt all dat easy...aftr a 5 month survey…… like u spent 5 months SURVERYIN a girl…… dude, instead pray and u will attain SALVATION

What i cant miss is dat he's very generous n a down to earth person, ever-ready to help his frnds... n nevr misses n opportunity to give his seemingly wise advice….. d fella knws his advice is free …. Down 2 earth?!??..... mebbe he hasn’t learnt 2 walk yet n keeps tripping

Luv harrassin him coz he never getz angry on moi……. D guy is surely shit scared of u, or else he is hitting on u

This kid's a pain in the butt and the biggest asshole ever, but a true and close friend..... just freakin amazed at d contrast

kutta kamina... saale ko raat ke 2 baje cycle pe milne wali coffee bhi perfect chahiye..... dis is called being HONEST..... fantastic testimonial

A great person at heart who gives u the feeling of protection the moment u stand next to him...... maybe d fella is sum kind of KINGKONG hu can encompass u

She is one of the craziest chic i have cum across...shes my partner in crime..... CRIME?!?!..... now i will tell ur mumma!!!

She like develops a crush on any guy she sees... be it TV stars or any1 else (toh apna chance bhi hai)....... get a life dude.... u literally askin a gal 2 hav a crush on u?!?..... how pathetic is dat?!?!?

Shez cool, sweet and quite friendly to you...if she stops fidegiting wid her cell now n then.... what more do u expect her 2 fidget wid?!?!?!?

Well i dont knw why im writin a second testi for dis gurl..... SINNER..... lying 2ce abt d same person..... u wont een get a place in hell 4 lying sooo much...... n ders only 1 reason y ppl write testimonials...... dey get a chance 2 insult d opposite person SARCASTICALLY

PS: they were all parts of ur ORKUT TESTIMONIALS... wen u read em, u guys r so elated... dis wat dey actually mean

DISCLAIMER: The entire blog is purely ficitional and a consequence of the idle mind of the writer and bears no intentional resemblance to any testimonial written by any1 in all good faith or does not harbour any intention 2 malign the art of testimonial writing